Mexican Love Song Or Love Song For

A                     D
If you be my balance, I'll be your 
check.
       E                           
If you be my my necklace then I'll 
A
be your neck.
       A     Amaj7        D       
If you be my driver, I'll be your 
D#dim7
van.
           D                 A
And if you be my woman, I'll be your
 man.

[Verse 2]
A                        D
If you be my Larry, I'll be your Moe
       E                  A
If you be Tom Servo, I'll be your 
Crow.
       A     Amaj7        D   
If you be my Ollie, I'll be your 
    D#dim7
Sam.
           D                 A
And if you be my woman, I'll be your
 man.

[Breakdown]
A D E A

[Verse 3]
A                              D
If you be my head, then I will be 
your brain.
      E                           
Be my hallucination and I will be 
A
insane.
       A     Amaj7             D 
If you be my conspirator, I'll be
      D#dim7
 your plan.
           D                   A
And if you be my woman, I will be 
your man.

[Verse 4]
A                               D
If you be my pride, then I will be 
your joy.
       E                   A
Be my priest, I'll be your alter 
boy.
       A     Amaj7           D   
If you be my tuna, then I'll be 
    D#dim7
your can.
           D                 A
And if you be my woman, I'll be your
 man.

[Verse 5]
A                        D
If you be my junky, I'll be your 
crack.
       E                       
Be Saddam Hussein and I will be 
    A
Iraq.
       A  Amaj7           D       
Be the Ayatollah and I'll be Iran.
D#dim7

           D                 A
And if you be my woman, I'll be your
 man.

[Breakdown]
A D E A

[Verse 6]
A                        D
If you my A, then I will be your Z.
           E                    
And if you say you love me, then 
      A
I'll just be me.
       A         Amaj7     D     
Cuz you know I'd do almost 
     D#dim7
anything I can,
           D                 A
If you be my woman, I will be your 
man.