Secretarial

Main riff:

E|---0--2-4--0-----------| 
B|-------------3--3--2-0-| 
G|-----------------------| 
D|-----------------------| 
A|-----------------------| 
E|-----------------------| 

Intro:

E
Main riff x 2


Verse:
E
One day you blew across the water 
after racing through the countdown,
Spewing ancient wisdom like your 
                            G
friends the revelations had come,
                          B
And they were looking for me.
E
I took the red-eye back to glory but
 the more I got the facts straight,

It turns out that the story's 
getting shorter,
                   G               
And what I want to know is: will it
           B
 happen to me?

Chorus:
 (riff 2 below) A                   
 B             E
Can't take them out, can't take them
 out with baby artillery.
                A                  
Can't take them out, can't take 
  B
them out,
           E    A   B   E    A   B
Lady, it's secretarial. Secretarial.
           (riff 3)
Riff 2:                        Riff 
3:

E|-------------------| e|---------
B|-------------------| b|-5----s0-
G|-------------------| g|---------
D|-7-7-xxxx-9-9-xxxx-| d|---------
A|-7-7-xxxx-9-9-xxxx-| a|---------
E|-5-5-xxxx-7-7-xxxx-| e|---------

   A        B                     
Main riff x 2
E  A  B



Verse:
We've been divided, we've decided 
it's a problem we can live with,
The motion to defeat it is repeated,
And what I want to know is: will it 
happen to me?
So come on, let the son in, we've 
been gunning for promotion,
Postering the slogans on the 
roadsigns,
But I want to know when it happens 
to me.