When I Grow Up I Wanna Be Just Like Colt Mccoy

     E                             
Some say he's a ninja, rumor has it
 B         E
 he's Superman
            A                      
Hes got the heart of a lion, still 
                            E
he's as gentle as old Peter Pan
        A                          
All you Hatfields better beware, I 
           E                      
heard he's stronger than a Kodiak 
C#m
bear
               A                   
He's your real deal, he's no decoy,
                B
 he's still his mama's little pride 
and joy

[Chorus]
          E                 B     
Hey, when I grow up I wanna be 
              E
just like Colt McCoy
         A                
He's the true gun-slinging 
                      E
inspiration to every small town 
country boy
          A                  
Have cool friends like Jordan 
                        E     
Shipley, have no-named singers 
                      C#m
singin' songs about me
            E             B       
When I grow up I wanna be just 
         E
like Colt McCoy

[Verse]
         C#m                  
Now Everybody and their dog is 
                       E
doggin' on the little quarterback 
from Jim Ned
    C#m                       
Too short too slow and way too 
       E
skinny is what the headlines read
      A                       
So he hit the weights, protein 
                   E               
shakes and lord behold, he started 
    C#m
to grow
         A                         
Now he's gettin' sick and tired of 
people getting fired up for rubbing 
B
elbows with Tim Tebow


[Chorus]
          E                 B     
Hey, when I grow up I wanna be 
              E
just like Colt McCoy
         A                
He's the true gun-slinging 
                      E
inspiration to every small town 
country boy
          A                  
Have cool friends like Jordan 
                        E     
Shipley, have no-named singers 
                      C#m
singin' songs about me
            E             B       
When I grow up I wanna be just 
         E
like Colt McCoy


[Bridge]
C#m
        E
There's a new sheriff in town
        A
Shaking hands and kissing babies
             B
And throwing laser beam touchdowns 
(spoken - we thought you'd think 
that was stupid)

[Chorus]
          E                 B     
Hey, when I grow up I wanna be 
              E
just like Colt McCoy
         A                
He's the true gun-slinging 
                      E
inspiration to every small town 
country boy
          A                  
Have cool friends like Jordan 
                        E     
Shipley, have no-named singers 
                      C#m
singin' songs about me
            E             B       
When I grow up I wanna be just 
         E
like Colt McCoy