Two For The Price Of One

Em9:    07577x
D/F#:   2x0232
D/C:    x3x232


[INTRO]
Dsus2  D      Dsus2  D     Bm11
   Bm7
Bm11   Bm7    Em9    Em7   Em9   Em7


[VERSE]
D
He had what you might call a trivial
 occupation
Bm
He cleaned the platforms of the 
local railway station
Em
With no romance in his life - 
sometimes he wished he had a wife
D
He read the matrimonial advertising 
pages
The cries for help from different 
Em     D/F#      G
people,different ages
             D/F#              
But they had nothing to say, at 
           Em
least not until the day,
               B               Em 
When something special he 
             A
read,this is what it said


[CHORUS]
D      A             Em       
If you dream, of the girl for 
Bm        Em      Bm
you, then call us and get
A           G     D/F# D
Two for the price of   one
          A          Em       Bm 
We're the answer, if you feel 
      Em      Bm
blue, so call us and get
A           G     D/F#  D   
Two for the price of    one
Dsus2  D   Dsus2  D



[LINK]
Bm11   Bm7    Em9    Em7   Em9   Em7


[VERSE]
D
He called the number and a voice 
said, "Alice Whiting"
Bm
The voice was husky and it sounded 
quite exciting
Em
He was amazed at his luck - The 
purest streak of gold he'd struck
D
He said, "I read your ad, it sounded
 rather thrilling
                           Em      
I think a meeting could be mutually
 D/F#  G
 fulfilling
                  D/F#          
Why don't we meet for a chat,The 
             Em
three of us in my flat
               B             Em   
I can't forget what I read" ,This 
           A
is what it said


[CHORUS]
D      A             Em       
If you dream, of the girl for 
Bm        Em      Bm
you, then call us and get
A           G     D/F# D
Two for the price of   one
          A          Em       Bm 
We're the answer, if you feel 
      Em      Bm
blue, so call us and get
A           G     D/F#  D   Dsus2
Two for the price of    one


[CHORUS]
D      A             Em       
If you dream, of the girl for 
Bm        Em      Bm
you, then call us and get
A           G     D/F# D
Two for the price of   one
          A          Em       Bm 
We're the answer, if you feel 
      Em      Bm
blue, so call us and get
A           G     D/F#  D   Dsus2
Two for the price of    one
D
She said I'm sure we must be perfect
 for each other
D/C                         
And if you doubt it you'll be 
                        D  Em  D/F#
certain when you meet my mo..ther

[OUTRO]

G    G    D   D Em D/F#
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