Big Balls

Intro:(Softly)
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Well I'm upper-upper class high 
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society
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Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety
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And always filled my ballrooms - the
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 event is never small
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The social pages say I've got the 
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biggest balls of all.

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I've got big balls,      I've 
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got big balls,
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They're such big balls, they're 
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dirty big balls,
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And he's got big balls, and 
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she's got big balls,
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But we've got the biggest - 
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balls of them all

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And my ballrooms always bouncing, 
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and my ballrooms always full
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And everybody comes and comes again
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If your name is one the guest list
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 - no one can take you higher
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Everybody says I've got great 
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balls of fire.

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I've got big balls,      I've 
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got big balls,
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They're such big balls, they're 
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dirty big balls,
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And he's got big balls, and 
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she's got big balls,
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But we've got the biggest - 
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balls of them all

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Some balls are held for charity,  
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and some for fancy dress
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But when they're held for pleasure
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 - they're the balls that I like 
best
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My balls are always bouncing - to 
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the left and to the right
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It's my belief that my big balls 
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should be held every night

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I've got big balls,      I've 
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got big balls,
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They're such big balls, they're 
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dirty big balls,
E                      D   C#m  
And he's got big balls, and 
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she's got big balls,
    C     C   C   D  D      A  
But we've got the biggest - 
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balls of them all