Daveys Song

intro: C G F x4

     C                        G    
well I'm the kind of guy who can't 
F
stand a holiday
     C                    G     F
so I drink 'em all away. That's 
    G
me!
    F                   Cmaj7     
oh, I don't decorate no trees, and
  F               Cmaj7
 I wont eat no potato latkes.
    F                         
But I'll give this old lady's 
Cmaj7     Am
melons a squeeze,
G
That's just who I am.

C G F C
G          C                     
Well, I'll never spin a dreidel 
   G     F
but I'll always throw an egg
     C                           G
Then I'll Charlie horse your leg 
    F      G
for laughs
F                         Cmaj7
While you're singing your holiday 
tune
    F               Cmaj7
I'm acting like the town buffoon
          F                  Cmaj7 
Whippin' out my big , white, scary 
Am
moon
G
And blowin' a beef your way
       C                         G
I hate folks who think reindeer 
   F
are cute
   C                          
To me they're just something to 
G  F
shoot
       C        G    F      G    
I hate love, I hate you, I hate 
F  G
me
             F
Well, I'm a snowmobile stealin'
    G                        C    
No "tis the season" feeling kind 
       Am
of guy (kind of guy)
F                             G
This time of year sucks so I take my
 numb-chucks
    Am               G       F
And make sure every snowman dies
C                     G   F
Believin' in Santa's all wrong
    C                        G   F
And Chanukah's eight nights too long
       C            F       G    
I hate love, I hate you, I hate 
F  G
me
       C             F      G    C
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me