Hero

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The pilot had a heart attack. The 
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co-pilot can't be found.
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The people in the aisles are 
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screamin'. They know the plane is 
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goin' down.
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We need a hero, someone to save us.
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We need a hero to land the plane.
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We need a hero, who's gonna do it.
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We need a hero to save the day. 
yeah!
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So I jump to my feet, and I 
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volunteer. The people on the plane
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 all start to cheer.
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I get a high five from a baby, and
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 a hickey from a flight attendant.
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So I go into the cockpit put the 
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headset on, and grab the main 
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controls.
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Then I right away I crash the 
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plane because I don't know what I'm 
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doin'.

[Part 2]
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We're on a runaway train. The 
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conductor had a meltdown.
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The people in the dining car are 
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screaming really really loud.
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We need a hero, someone to save us.
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We need a hero to bring us through 
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the danger.
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We need a hero, somebody competent.
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We need a hero to save the day. 
Yeah!
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So I put the engineer's hat on the 
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top of my head. The people go 
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f***in' crazy.
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A guy says, "You're the man, man",
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 and a deaf woman signs, "Go get 
em'".
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So I go to the cab and I toot the 
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whistle. That's something that I 
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alway wanted to do.
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Then right away we fly off the 
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bridge, because I don't know what 
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I'm doin'

[Part 3]
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We're in a nice family restaurant.
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 Somebody's Grandma is choking on a
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 lamb chop.
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There's panic in the air as Nana's 
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face turns blue. The busboy 
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screams in spanish, "What the F*** 
do we do?!"
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We need a hero, who's gonna do it.
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We need a hero to clear out her 
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windpipe.
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We need a hero, who's down with 
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Heimlich?
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We need a hero to save the day. 
Yeah!
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So I slap my napkin down on the 
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table, and I get a f***in' 
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standin' ovation.
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Another guy gets up and says he's a
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 doctor. I say, "Sit the f*** 
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down, I got this s***.
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Then I wrap my arms around 
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Grandma's chest, and look her 
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grandkids deep in the eyes.
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Then right away I break all her 
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ribs, because I don't know what 
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I'm doin'