Calling it quits

Em  A

Em                                
He's a serious Mister shake his 
                        A
hand and he'll twist your arm
With monopoly money we'll be buying 
the funny farm
B                              
So I'll do flips and get paid in 
               F#m                 
chips from a diamond as big as the 
  A
Ritz
         E          B      A
Then I'm calling it quits
         Calling it quits

Em                            
Eyes the color of candy lies to 
            A
cover the handicap
Though your slippers are ruby you'll
 be led to the booby trap
B                                 
And there's no prize just a 
                          F#m      
smaller size so I'm wearing the 
   A
shoe til it fits

         E          B    A
Then I'm calling it quits
         Calling it quits
B                                 
Now he's numbering himself among 
    A       G
the masterminds
Cause he's hit upon the leverage of 
valentines
B                                  
Lifting dialogue from Judy Collins 
F#
storylines
      A    Asus2 A    Asus2     
Where get-tough girls turn into 
A    Asus2
goldmines

Em A

    Em                        G   
But oh, those polaroid babies 
   Bm
taking chances with rabies
F#m                 A
Happy to tear me to bits
             E          B     A
Well, I'm calling it quits
Yes, I'm calling it quits  3x
            Now he's numbering 
himself among the masterminds
            Cause he's hit upon the 
leverage of valentines