Mean Mr Mustard

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Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
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Shaves in the dark, trying to 
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save pa - per
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Sleeps in a hole in the road
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Saving up to buy his new clothes
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Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
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Such a mean old man...   Such a 
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mean old man

[Verse 2]
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His sister Pam works in a shop
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She never stops she's a go - ge - 
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tter
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Takes him out to look at the Queen
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Only place that he's ever been
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Always shouts out something obscene
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Such a dirty old man...   Dirty 
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old man