Sex, Drugs And Rock And Roll

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It was long ago
       D           (D4)
Seems like a dream
           Em
The day I sucked the air
        C
From a bottle of whipped cream
      G
And I got real high
           D               Em
And things got real slow

"and I started talking like this"
C
Whats going on? I don't know
            G           D (D4)
and then I sold my car
For a greatfull dead ticket
       Em
Nd my dad yelled at me
                   C
nd he grounded me
Nd he said I was a dick It was the 
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worst day of my life
                   D     (D4)
And i'll never forget it
         Em
But the very next day
                              C
I was doing bong hits in the back of
 my friends chevvete
              G        D          
So don't tell me we're winning the
            (D4)
 war on drugs
       Em                          
Cause drugs are like a big old can 
            C
of Raid and you're all little bugs
     G                       D   
And don't tell me to not get high
(D4)

            Em                     
Cause im as low as i can get 
                       C
without kissing your ass and blowing
 you at the same time

Refrão:
G                        D
Man don't tell me about love and 
peace
     Em                      C    
When one of the Jones' has a hand 
                G
gun pointing at me
                  D
Dont tell me to "Just say no"
      Em                  C
Im an addict, I say no to let me go
G                    D
Whatever happened to Sex Drugs and 
rock and roll?
Em               C               
Now we just have AIDS, crack and 
    G
techno

( G F C G F C D D4 )

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So they busted me!

I said I say, fuck them up for 
selling dope
       Em
And i went to jail and I wasn't 
forgiven
C
Like that little fucker who shot the
 pope and said
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"I have the right to remain silent"
D                         (D4)
But they couldn't explain
     Em
How i didn't exist nd I wasnt 
violent
      C
Cause all ive ever wanted is the 
right to remain
              G                  
and then they questioned me, yeah 
              D
they asked me

WHY?
                      Em
And I said "I don't think I should 
be shot for selling pot
       C
this is my little way of saying...
      G                            
High! And now my record 'sall 
      D
fucked up"
                          (D4)
Nd im not 'llowed to vote
   Em
'N two times a week they make me 
piss in a cup
    C
But what i wanna do is piss down 
their throats

Refrão:
G                        D
Man don't tell me about love and 
peace
     Em                      C    
When one of the Jones' has a hand 
                G
gun pointing at me
                  D
Dont tell me to "Just say no"
      Em                  C
Im an addict, I say no to let me go
G                    D
Whatever happened to Sex Drugs and 
rock and roll?
Em               C               
Now we just have AIDS, crack and 
    G
techno

( G F C G F C D D4 )

"ok heres the sensitive part"

G                                 
Nd they told me the time to change
D (D4)

        Em
Cause our parents have Hendrix 
Janice and Jim,
     C
but what about River Phoenix and 
Kurt Cobain?
G
And they told me
                  D (D4)
To praise the Lord
         Em
But i've been waiting so long for 
him to call me back
     C
I think im gonna go and prey at 
Betty Four
G                                 
And they told me that life is fair
D (D4)


"BULLSHIT!"

       Em
But I cant smoke a plant that was 
made by God,
         C
but I can kill my wife if i'm a 
football player
               G                   
'N they told me, Yeah they told me 
             D (D4)
to just ignore
Em                             
But i'd rather smoke crack outta 
                            C
Nancy Reagen's skull, while getting 
a blowjob from Tiffard Gold

Refrão:
G                        D
Man don't tell me about love and 
peace
     Em                      C    
When one of the Jones' has a hand 
                G
gun pointing at me
                  D
Dont tell me to "Just say no"
      Em                  C
Im an addict, I say no to let me go
G                    F
Whatever happened to Sex Drugs and 
rock and roll?
C                   D            
Now we just have AIDS, crack and 
     G
techno

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